Well, at least the day can’t get any worse.
It can if all of these happen to you in one day
i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall